1. Pick five of your characters.
2. Make them answer dumb questions.
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1. Sin Demonarus/Rosearc
2. Alistor Rydell
3. Jack M. Garrets
4. Markyle and Monty (Can't have one without the other)
5. Hits/Hitman/Take-Out Man
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1. How tall are you?
Sin: *Stands proudly* 6'4", no big deal or- TSAI: Sir, that is false, you are 6'1" and use that height as a pathetic means to impress females. Sin: Why do you do that man?
Rydell: 5'10" I think
Jack: Check my file, I'm a tad busy *loads shells in shotgun and kills a man*
Mark and Mont: MARK: I'm about 6 foo- MONT: I'm about 2'3" MARK: *Picks Monty up by his ears* No one cares about you!
Hits: *Tightens leather glove* I'm afraid I am not allowed to disclose that information. WHEELS: No, Hits, it's alright, Boss allowed the interview. HITS: Oh, very well then, 5'11"
2. What is your hair color?
Sin: White
Rydell: Black with blonde
Jack: Black, but ignore the bits of brains in it
Mark and Mont: MARK: Well, my hair is black and Mont hear is a piece of shit. MARK: What? What have I done to deserve this? MARK: A lot of things, Mont, a lot.
Hits: Blonde good sir
3. What is your eye color?
Sin: Ice blue
Rydell: Changes from shades of blue and even yellow depending on electrical output or personality
Jack: Green
Mark and Mont: MONT: We both have green eyes Markyle! We have something in common! MARK: *Does animation of shooting himself*
Hits: Dark blue
4. Hate anyone?
Sin: Vice, Lucifer Crendello, Shl, and Isaac Roman
Rydell: Skull the bastard and occasionally John Geist
Jack: I hate the undead and I'm getting well pissed with stupid people >.<
Mark and Mont: MARK: Mont, and just about everyone else, but specifically Mont. MONT: *Looks up with sad eyes* B-but, I thought we were friends. MARK: Dude, I'm forced to work with you. Hell, I even used you to distract a giant man eating centipede, why the hell would you think we're friends?
Hits: I don't get along with Some Martin and normally Mind.
5. What's your favorite sweet?
Sin: *Tosses hair* I'm already sweet enough
Rydell: Depends on personality that's active
Jack: I don't really like sweet things.
Mark and Mont: MONT: Can I have some chocolate Markyle? MARK: You can have a boot if you keep asking.
Hits: If a hit goes well, I treat myself to some cake.
6. What is your job?
Sin: Inventor, body guard, and occasionally hitman if I need a little extra cash
Rydell: Busy with high school
Jack: I did work for the military, until the whole "Zombie" thing occurred.
Mark and Mont: MARK: Used to be a farmer but some how, I screwed and have to protect the kingdom or some bullshit, I don't know. MONT: Markyle! You have a very important job! MARK: Doesn't mean I care about it.
Hits: *Polishing knife* Do I even need to say it?
7. What is your weapon?
Sin: Guns! Glorious~ Guns!
Rydell: Electricity and occasionally a steel staff
Jack: Whatever I can get my hands on, preferably guns.
Mark and Mont: MARK: A chainsaw shield. MONT: The design of the weapon still makes no sense. Mark: Yeah, but it's still cool as hell.
Hits: Guns, knives, cars, bats, anything really, hell, I used a crocodile once.
8. What do you do to relax?
Sin: Have classical music blasting
Rydell: Eat
Jack: Relax? Ha! Ever since this shit storm happened, I forgot what that was like.
Mark and Mont: Pick on Mont or break something.
Hits: Television
9. Describe yourself with one word.
Sin: Amazing
Rydell: Random
Jack: I've been told I'm a leader.
Mark and Mont: MARK: Great, incredible, the list goes on. *Glares at Monty* Pest. MONT: I think asshole fits you too. MARK: *Revs chainsaw shield*
Hits: Professional
10. Do you have a secret talent or skill?
Sin: Well I- TSAI: You can only invent, kill, and fail sir. SIN: ...wow, thanks little buddy.
Rydell: Depends on my active personality, sometimes I'm good at painting and others, I'm great at baking.
Jack: *Puts barrel in zombie's mouth and blows off head* I'm pretty good at this.
Mark and Mont: MONT: I'm good at annoying Markyle. MARK: It asked for "Secret" talent moron. MONT: You're good at knitting. MARK: *Covers Mont's mouth* Shut up!
Hits: *Pulls back hammer on handgun* Classified
11. What's your favorite snack?
Sin: French Dip TSAI: That's not a snack sir. SIN: It can if I want it to be.
Rydell: Tatters and Turkey, nuff said.
Jack: Anything really, can't be picky in my predicament.
Mark and Mont: MONT: Chocolate! MARK: *Kicks Mont* I warned you!
Hits: I do enjoy fruit.
12. Do you have a lover?
Sin: ...no TSAI: Sir, there are three females you had high percent chances of becoming intimate with. SIN: One was a lesbian, one is obsessive and I see as a friend, and the other doesn't get along with Hundred well. TSAI: Fair enough sir.
Rydell: *Cracks knuckles* Oh yeah, I'm totally banging Sarah Summers. SARAH: *Smashes pan over his head* You human batter bastard! After all I've done for you and you spread lies like that! RYDELL: Baby, don't be like that! SARAH: *Hits him with frying pan again* Which Al am I talking to? RYDELL: *Gives smug smile* The one that's best in bed. SARAH: *Knocks him out with final swing* You bastard!
Jack: *Looks at photo of he and a woman* A few hours ago I did... *Sigh*
Mark and Mont: MARK: Totally tapping the Princess. MONT: *Laughs* She hates you.
Hits: I have no time for women.
13. Where are you right now?
Sin: In my tech lab
Rydell: Hospital bed, I was at Sarah's earlier.
Jack: I'm in a boarded up shop- *Crashing sound* Ah Shit! *Fires shotgun* Got to go!
Mark and Mont: MARK: *Looks at map* That is a fantastic question.
Hits: Chicago, getting some extortion money, *walks into gas station with baseball bat* If you'll excuse me.
14. Do you have any scars, piercings, or tattoos?
Sin: Plenty of scars
Rydell: My ears are pierced and my three on my left eyebrow, it looks cool when I charge electricity.
Jack: Surprisingly, no for scars and obviously no for piercings and tattoos.
Mark and Mont: Nope
Hits: I can't get scars, piercings look ridiculous and tattoos fade from my body for classified reasons.
15. Who's your favorite band?
Sin: I listen to classical mate, no bands there.
Rydell: My iPod has a messed up selection because of my multiple personalities.
Jack: Breaking Benjamin
Mark and Mont: MARK: Do we have bands? MONT: *Shrugs* I don't know, I'm a spirit, I don't concern myself with mortal activities. MARK: *Smiles* You certainly concern yourself with a woman's che- MONT: Shoosh! You like'em too.
Hits: I pay little attention to music.
16. Do you have a partner in crime?
Sin: TSAI!
Rydell: Yup, Sarah, John, and Eric.
Jack: I don't really trust people anymore
Mark and Mont: Do we even have to say it?
Hits: The Family (It's a mafia group)
17. Who do you work for?
Sin: Tak Ien
Rydell: I don't really work. SARAH: That's for sure, you mooch off of me. RYDELL: Hey, you chose to let me live with you, besides, you're rich!
Jack: I did work for America, ensure its safety, now, I work for my life.
Mark and Mont: MARK: That damn princess. MONT: Better hope she doesn't hear that, remember last time? MARK: *Covers groin and shivers* Don't remind me. Must admit, she had one hell of a kick.
Hits: The Boss of The Family.
18. What's your favorite TV show?
Sin: *Starts counting with fingers* Death note, School Rumble, Baccano!, Code Geass... *continues for some time*
Rydell: What ever is on the boob tube.
Jack: Used to watch cooking shows frequently, you know, try and get better at it.
Mark and Mont: MARK: The fuck is TV show? MONT: *Cowers behind Mark* Does it hurt?
Hits: Anything really, as long as its not a reality show.
19. What's your favorite piece of furniture?
Sin: My wheelie chair! *Spins in place on wheelie chair*
Rydell: Bed *Glances over to Sarah and winks* SARAH: *Throws lamp* Switch to a different personality already!
Jack: anything that's comfy.
Mark and Mont: MONT: What kind of question is this? MARK: Unfortunately, I must agree.
Hits: My leather couch.
20. Any last words?
Sin: Nice chatting with you, see you around! TSAI: Yes, good day to you sir or madam.
Rydell: Piss off *Is electrocuted by Sarah via tazer* Oh Gosh! I didn't offend you did I? I'm so sorry! *Tazed again* Stop that! God, see you around.
Jack: Why are you still here? This city is infected!
Mark and Mont: MARK: *Walks away* MONT: Ah! Markyle! Say something! MARK: I hate you. MONT: He doesn't mean it. MARK: Of course I do, that was directed at you. MONT: *Sigh* Bye-bye interviewer person.
Hits: Good night, and drive safe.




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It was then that Delirium noticed that she had absent-mindedly transformed into a hundred and eleven perfect, tiny multicoloured fish. Each fish sang a different song. [The Sandman]
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It was then that Delirium noticed that she had absent-mindedly transformed into a hundred and eleven perfect, tiny multicoloured fish. Each fish sang a different song. [The Sandman]
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It was then that Delirium noticed that she had absent-mindedly transformed into a hundred and eleven perfect, tiny multicoloured fish. Each fish sang a different song. [The Sandman]
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Hes right you know, said a small girl with a ponytail. You are rubbish. And probably a faggot. [Good Omens]
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Hes right you know, said a small girl with a ponytail. You are rubbish. And probably a faggot. [Good Omens]
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Hes right you know, said a small girl with a ponytail. You are rubbish. And probably a faggot. [Good Omens]
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